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awesomerthanyou — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 21:51:31 +0000

Here is one of the funniest passive-aggressive letters I have ever read.

Where the rubber meets the road

awesomerthanyou — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 03:15:32 +0000

So, today I’m in a meeting, where we are reviewing for the 104th time what we did well and what we did poorly for a Project that was just completed. I admittedly have a maturity problem, and spent some time doodling. I drew a turkey that looked like a peacock and a very tiny lady bug. By tiny, I mean tinier than a life-sized lady bug. I have an extra fine zebra pen, so I was quite successful in my efforts. However distracted I tried to make myself, I kept getting dragged back in to the meeting with some over-used corp-speak phrases.

Due diligence, moving parts, pushback, buy in, stakeholder, on one’s plate, and on board were some of the favorites. I’m not saying that I’m any better at communicating, but it’s almost as distracting as some pre-pubescent girl inserting the word, “like” into her every phrase. So…I doodle. In addition to the corp-speak, there are a few cliche’s that are liberally distributed during the conversation. There is one that has started to show its face more often. I like it because it’s new to the meetings I attend and get a huge kick out of it. The kick comes from the visual I get each time it’s said.

The phrase is: Where the rubber meets the road.

Here’s my visual.

Where THIS rubber meets the road

Yes, it’s absolutely childish and predictable but it took the business-like sting away from the meeting.

The rubber in this picture met the road far too soon.

SWM-I female seeking a SWM-I M to share anti-depressants.

awesomerthanyou — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 21:12:22 +0000

I sent this little link to my friend Susan who promptly (and insensitively) responded with the above title.

Nothing says “soul mate” like the voices in your own head.

One Piece Beaver

awesomerthanyou — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 00:39:03 +0000

I wonder if it comes with a muff.

Beaver Front

Beaver Back

MZUNGU WIMBI

awesomerthanyou — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 01:03:01 +0000

Jennifer is my slave name.

I’ll need to update my license, resume and pre-printed address labels. My husband and I will need to agree on a pronunciation and I’ll have to work on getting reparations from the white man. The problem is I’m married to a white man and he has no money. No stone shall remain unturned as I have a HOBBY LOBBY addiction.

A germ in the hand is worth two in the bush – 5 Reasons my sister didn’t become a Porn Star

awesomerthanyou — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 23:40:24 +0000

5. She doesn’t take direction well

4. SHE tells people what to do in bed

3. She’s not good at the dismounts

2. Instead of girl on girl action action, she prefers ham on cheese action.

1. There’s not a big enough bottle of Purell to coat what she needs

Which one of you Sonsabitches sold my husband the game that gave him an STD?

awesomerthanyou — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 02:47:30 +0000

Step into a Gamestop and ask the geeks about Fable II STDs, they’re practically giddy when talking about it.
Such a far cry from Burgertime.

Some Sweet Prostitutes

Things Kathy Fairchild just might get for Christmas(2)

awesomerthanyou — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 14:50:56 +0000

Erotic soap molds.

For David…

awesomerthanyou — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 20:36:17 +0000

I’m not saying he does, and I’m not saying he doesn’t. I’m just saying that this picture is for him.

Things Kathy Fairchild just might get for Christmas

awesomerthanyou — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 23:44:20 +0000

All Seven Deadly Sins Wristbands

: A diaphragm

Anal Bleaching Cream

2 Tickets to the Japanese Fertility Festival